Sunday, January 3, 2010

Normal.

Taryn: “Hey I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, how many times do you think you’ve stepped directly on feces this year?”
Ben: “Goat? Probably around 70”
Taryn: “Walked through blood?”
Ben: “At least fifty times”
Taryn: “Stepped on an animal part?”
Ben: “40+”
Taryn: “Been inadvertently spit on, or stepped on phlegm? They should really learn to look before they spit.”
Ben: “More than a hundred times.”
Taryn: “I’ve only been pooped on once though.”
Ben: “Yeah, by that bat, me too.”

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