"Oh my gosh! Did you feel the earthquake this morning?!"
"No. And neither did you. It was in the middle of the gulf. Grow up. I mean... YEAH I DID! I had to brace myself in the doorway for cover! All my precious vases were shattered! Close call!"
Get it? Among Ye men...Yemen... because I moved to Yemen. And also because I'm a girl.
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