really though, I saw it

The other day at a restaurant Matt wanted to order banana juice. Well that just sounds pretty nasty, right? It is in fact quite delicious. It’s actually mushed up bananas and milk, served cold. It’s essentially a banana milkshake. So the correct order would be “aseer mooz wa haleeb” or banana juice with milk technically. Instead of “mooz” or “banana” matt said “mowaz” which is an in-vogue wrap-around skirt that many men here wear. So pretty much matt ordered milky man-skirt juice. Hahahah, eeeew. Though he vehemently denies that that was what he said, I know it to be true. Kinda like how he claims that when were idly walking around Tawhid the other day a goat didn’t pee on him, BUT I SWEAR I SAW IT.