A former friend/ wannabe suitor came back into my life recently and sent me this earnest little message:
“Please tell me your INGREDIENTS because I mixed
100 kg of sugar with 80 kg of chocolate, and 60 kg of honey, but I still can’t make a person as sweet as you.”
I laughed out loud in glee when I first read it. This is now my ultimate favorite pick up line. I desperately wanted to show someone this glorious little gem of a message- which was intended to be taken seriously- and waited in a high state of excitement for Ben to finish his classes. After he read it, Ben rolled his eyes and quipped, “Does that mean he thinks you weigh 240 kilos?”
Side Note** I do NOT weigh 240 kilos
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