Tuesday, October 6, 2009

vial of vile. That doesn't even make sense.

Today I was at Lulu Hypermarket- which I sometimes publicly refer to as “Club Lu’s” because I’m that cool, when I came upon a highly perplexing new product- Camel Oil! Dear god what could that even be? It was a tiny little vial in the toiletries section- I only know camels to be large, ungainly, brutish sort of creatures of a highly aromatic nature- I cannot even begin to fathom what sort of medicinal, salubrious, or titivating purpose OIL FROM CAMELS could possibly have. I know I for one would not wish to have that on or around my face.

In my mind I picture camel hooves and humps being pressed like olives.

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