Monday, September 28, 2009

Inexplicably Thrilling

I have a new student...


HIS NAME IS SADDAM HUSSEIN.
this is not a drill.
I discovered this on the first day of classes while I was doing roll call.
"Muhammad Hisham...?"
"Here"
"Hamdi Ali....?"
"Here"
"Naseem....?"
"Here"
"Saddam Huss...WHAT?! OMG! REALLY? SADDAM HUSSEIN? IS THERE REALLY SOMEONE IN HERE NAMED SADDAM HUSSEIN!?!?!"
"Here"
It was not professional. It was not subtle.
I also have a student named "Abeer" which I like because, well, beer. Duh. I call on her a lot.

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